Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[Mike Oxwelling]

Boneite was a scam bro

[Zephyr-Cum]

Rubber griptape.

Compelling.

[Zephyr-Cum]

I think it started off more innocent back in the day but all the young guys pushing it got old and saw what was really going on. I.E. the all seeing eye. They taunt us too which is fucked up.

We don't talk about Nyjah's neck tattoo. Or the rape.

[Skeeter]

Jason Lee gave Tom Cruise a handjob on the set of Vanilla Sky. Tom Cruise threatened Jason Lee to release photos unless he became a Scientologist.

Juliette Lewis forced Berra to ditch his Jewish beliefs and become a Scientologist or else she would have L. Rons goons go natural born killers on his ass and send him on a permanent vacation.

[imposter]

The later you start skating shorter your pro career is for example kelch

[Rocco Siffredi]

Jason Lee gave Tom Cruise a handjob on the set of Vanilla Sky. Tom Cruise threatened Jason Lee to release photos unless he became a Scientologist.

Juliette Lewis forced Berra to ditch his Jewish beliefs and become a Scientologist or else she would have L. Rons goons go natural born killers on his ass and send him on a permanent vacation.

zource?? if it's xenu it doesn't count

[Szechuan]

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Jason Lee gave Tom Cruise a handjob on the set of Vanilla Sky. Tom Cruise threatened Jason Lee to release photos unless he became a Scientologist.

Juliette Lewis forced Berra to ditch his Jewish beliefs and become a Scientologist or else she would have L. Rons goons go natural born killers on his ass and send him on a permanent vacation.

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zource?? if it's xenu it doesn't count

I do love how making their poster boy get hjs from dudes somehow helps the business in this scenario.

[Meathook]

The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

[Zephyr-Cum]

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Eh. I am what you call a gnarly dude, and often bearings collapse from my regular activities. Swiss Bones are one of the few products I am loyal to.

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be sure to stock up.

[DarkPools]

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Imagine thinking Bones makes shitty wheels and shitty bearings. Ha! That made me  chuckle.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

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Imagine thinking Bones makes shitty wheels and shitty bearings. Ha! That made me  chuckle.

   Bones = The best shit

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

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Imagine thinking Bones makes shitty wheels and shitty bearings. Ha! That made me  chuckle.

[close]

   Bones = The best shit

As a Spitfire guy I will talk shit but, thank them for F4 and Swiss/Red

[tom]

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

I’m convinced that Powell doesn’t actually know how to make a skateboard deck, and the wheels are plasticy and rattle when you skate, but the bearings are good. I say this as an established Bones/Powell hater

[shitsandwich]

The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Bones wheels definitely aren’t shit and neither are their bearings

[poor alice]

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The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

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Bones wheels definitely aren’t shit and neither are their bearings

The only brands I’m loyal to - Bones STF and bushings on a pair of Thunder 149 or 147

[Banned from the room]

I wish that little plastic ring wasn't on Bones bushing.

I also wish finger boards and kcups didn't exist.

[LiveFromTheCreek]

I wish that little plastic ring wasn't on Bones bushing.

I also wish finger boards and kcups didn't exist.

What about handboards tho? Do those get a pass?

[Meathook]

Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

[Dong Hanglo]

Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

[Uncle Poseur]

Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

Seems legit.

[duck_man]

Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

I can actually believe this. this shit is not uncommon. there's something very very "off" bout braille, it's not just cringe buy actually makes me feel un easy somehow.

[Sona]

I've watched very little of Aaron Kyro and Braille but the one video I saw he was going through 4 different setups and was able to 360 flip on all of them. Nothing about him in particular came across to me as creepy. Braille in general has a weird vibe I think though.

[Pete]

damn 4 tres on 4 boards. so sick dude.

free max b

[Sona]

the point is he showed the kids your setup is irrelevant

[Youoverthere]

the point is he showed the kids your setup is irrelevant

Sounds like something Aaron Kyro would say.

[sn00p]

I've watched very little of Aaron Kyro and Braille but the one video I saw he was going through 4 different setups and was able to 360 flip on all of them. Nothing about him in particular came across to me as creepy. Braille in general has a weird vibe I think though.

how much is braille paying you to go on slap and defend them?

[Ultimate Bitch]

Bobby Puleo is Dan Plunketts father.

[WobbleHeadBob]

fuck ive just relised my brain has been shipping Braille and Revive as the same shit.

which they kind of are i guess..


*EDIT* - wait, Are they the same company? im confused now.

*EDIT EDIT* never mind, i dont actually care

[beatifk]

girl/chocolate : crail :: braille/revive : scientology

[conqueso]

tommy sandovals sobriety