real confessions

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Could be worse man

My contacts are 5 family members, 5 work and 2 former coworkers just for a back up plan on a job

Been a ghost since 2k13


* Instead of making your goals "friend, girlfriend, fb, connect, brownbag" just refine your goals to communication skills, maybe proper posture, basic car detail, fuck maybe skin care

I have maybe 2? People I can kinda count on for a support system.

Having done shit for the last 32 years I have learned one universal thing.

You can only count on yourself, the rest are a joke.

[smellsdead]

yeah i dont have many friends any more. i want to say the past couple of jobs ive held have had increasingly less social interaction, definitely made me give less of a shit about friends i guess. and coworkers are not my friends nor do i want them to be, that shit always seems forced.

but regardless - the new aves are seriously one of the most comfortable shoes ive ever owned. really didnt expect that

[Paco Supreme]

So I was accused of harassment today at work.

[iKobrakai]

So I was accused of harassment today at work.

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Feel free to explain.

[Paco Supreme]

I dunno how much I should vent into the internet yet, but the words “inappropriate touching” were used.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

So I was accused of harassment today at work.

Paco, your omission of a certain contextual additive to the word "harrassment", reaks of something "sexual" in nature.  Then again, maybe I'm seeing what I WANT to see.  Casual Friday, and let me guess.  She's wearing that painted on "bend me over", skirt and you just couldn't help yourself?  Had to have a "peek" behind the  ol' meat curtains, huh? 

And don't give us this shit about "No, I REALLY was looking for my contact lense", which just HAPPENED to fall near the entrance to her skirt".  Quit stashing out on us and spill it, Bud!

  First things first, was she wearing panties?

[SodaJerk]

I dunno how much I should vent into the internet yet, but the words “inappropriate touching” were used.

Did you do it? Remember, this is the real confessions thread.

[Paco Supreme]

Nah, not even close. I’m not really into women so it was mostly a shock when this was mentioned so casually at me

[no habla mango]

Nah, not even close. I’m not really into women so it was mostly a shock when this was mentioned so casually at me

fight back. if you're innocent, homegirl likely thinks she found an easy way to climb that ladder by stepping on your back. i wonder if the area the alleged incident transpired is videotaped? lot of people get exonerated by the surveillance state, turn it on her.

[rawr1922]

If you get fired , get a lawyer . Make them pay for wrongful termination. 

[Paco Supreme]

I appreciate the advice and input guys, being such a small work environment there’s always at least one other person around and I’ve spoken with both of the two others I work with daily and they can’t believe it either. I think I’ve got at least a couple people to corroborate how ridiculous this situation is

[mynameisnotjeff]

Haven’t been on the forum as much but, damn. Sorry to hear about that Paco. I hate people that take such a serious thing so lightly. Keep your head up, stray away from that person and definitely fight it. There’s bound to be someone to vouch for you.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

yeah i dont have many friends any more. i want to say the past couple of jobs ive held have had increasingly less social interaction, definitely made me give less of a shit about friends i guess. and coworkers are not my friends nor do i want them to be, that shit always seems forced.

but regardless - the new aves are seriously one of the most comfortable shoes ive ever owned. really didnt expect that

My wife just picked me up a set the new aves with the clear blue shoes are tight as fuck I really like these.

[JB]

If you get fired , get a lawyer . Make them pay for wrongful termination. 

they owe

[smellsdead]

i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[straight]

sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

[Dr-Feelgood]

sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

i hate other cars/people hearing the music im playing, i get self conscious with that shit

[beatifk]

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sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

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i hate other cars/people hearing the music im playing, i get self conscious with that shit

When I was young and dumb I had a convertible and you better believe I turned up the Capone N Noreaga so that everyone heard it.

Now, I mostly listen to The Smiths in the car so I keep the volume lower. I don't want the general public to know that I'm a depressed manchild listening to an awful racist asshole whining.

[SodaJerk]

i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

[childhood]

sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

I never learned how to drive, so I just have to blast Cum Town out of my phone speaker in the waiting room of my substance abuse therapist

[iKobrakai]

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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[close]

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

You might look hard as fuck, then again, might look like Nubian Queen.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[close]

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

[iKobrakai]

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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[close]

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

[close]

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...

[no habla mango]

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sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

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I never learned how to drive, so I just have to blast Cum Town out of my phone speaker in the waiting room of my substance abuse therapist

i'm old and just got my first permit. really opens things up.

[Paco Supreme]

i want to get my nose pierced

i dont fuckin know

I’ve had this feeling, I’m more a piercings guy than tattoos, the good thing is you can always steal someone’s earring and shove that shit against your nose and get a feel for how it’ll look. I’d get that shit done tomorrow if I didn’t have such annoying seasonal allergies

[behavioralguide]

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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[close]

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

[close]

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

[close]

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...

still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

[iKobrakai]

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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[close]

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

[close]

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

[close]

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...

[close]

still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

Got to do something on the train, bro...

[os89]

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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

[close]

Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

[close]

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

[close]

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...

[close]

still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

[close]

Got to do something on the train, bro...

What about full body cast porn?

[landedprimo]

What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang? 

[L33Tg33k]

Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.