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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #480 on: November 09, 2016, 07:02:17 AM »
Big thanks to everyone who voted for a fucking dead gorilla

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #481 on: November 09, 2016, 07:16:44 AM »
I have never been so deeply embarrassed of my country as I am today.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #482 on: November 09, 2016, 07:28:14 AM »
Americans you are some funny dumb motherfuckers.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #483 on: November 09, 2016, 07:39:32 AM »
Only thing shocking and surprising about this is that some people thought putting Clinton vs Trump was a good idea


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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #484 on: November 09, 2016, 07:40:30 AM »
This sucks! Imbeciles! Not only did the kooks take over the podium they also took over the house. Not long til we hear the scary words "please rise for supreme court judge Giuliani".

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #485 on: November 09, 2016, 07:47:06 AM »
I don't think a lot of people outside the US know exactly what our president does or has control of, its really not that much. People are thinking "oh he has the nuclear codes". Yeah thats true but he cant just nuke someone for no reason, theres a chain of command and not even the president is number one on that list. I'm just shocked that he won without any fucking plans on how to actually improve this country. Now literally anyone can be president.

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#Tobey 2028? (Coz Kanye has two terms written all over him) Will you even be old enough by then Tobey?

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #486 on: November 09, 2016, 07:48:26 AM »
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I have never been so deeply embarrassed of my country as I am today.
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Keep thinking I'm going to wake up from a bad dream.
This is unreal.
I guess now we'll see how much or little power/control the president actually has. Is he actually going to try to build a wall, kick out 11 million undocumented Mexicans, stop Muslims from entering the country, make abortions illegal? Who will stand up to this loudmouth in the government? Or will everyone bow to him?
Crazy times.
At least 64 passed here in CA. (Recreational Marijuana) That will make the next 4 years more tolerable.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #487 on: November 09, 2016, 07:55:44 AM »
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I don't think a lot of people outside the US know exactly what our president does or has control of, its really not that much. People are thinking "oh he has the nuclear codes". Yeah thats true but he cant just nuke someone for no reason, theres a chain of command and not even the president is number one on that list. I'm just shocked that he won without any fucking plans on how to actually improve this country. Now literally anyone can be president.

#Kanye 2020
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#Tobey 2028? (Coz Kanye has two terms written all over him) Will you even be old enough by then Tobey?

Nah but Waka should be and we all know he would have fucking won this election till the man brought him down

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #488 on: November 09, 2016, 08:00:13 AM »
2000 all over again. Lost by a margin of GARY FUCKING JOHNSON in most of these states.
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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #489 on: November 09, 2016, 08:00:46 AM »
Well its now officially confirmed...there are now more stupid people in the country than smart people.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #490 on: November 09, 2016, 08:01:39 AM »
Only thing shocking and surprising about this is that some people thought putting Clinton vs Trump was a good idea

we got boned this time around.

throughout the whole thing i never thought trump would make it as far as he did, and sure as shit he proved me wrong every step of the way. its unbelievable.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #491 on: November 09, 2016, 08:04:11 AM »
There were people in 2008 who thought Obama would be some socialist dictator and would take away everyone's guns and shit like that.

The president isn't some dictator. I think if anything we've seen in the last 8 years that the president is actually a lot more powerless than ever before depending on who controls the house/senate. If the whole republican party backed Trump this would be a lot scarier because they control the House and Senate, but if the primaries and GOP convention taught us anything they are not fully supportive of the disruptive Trump. My guess is very little will be done in the next 4 years just like the last 4.

2000 all over again. Lost by a margin of GARY FUCKING JOHNSON in most of these states.

A lot of Johnson voters were Republicans who did not like Trump though I would say.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #492 on: November 09, 2016, 08:26:06 AM »
Americans you are some funny motherfuckers.


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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #493 on: November 09, 2016, 08:29:18 AM »
There were people in 2008 who thought Obama would be some socialist dictator and would take away everyone's guns and shit like that.

The president isn't some dictator. I think if anything we've seen in the last 8 years that the president is actually a lot more powerless than ever before depending on who controls the house/senate. If the whole republican party backed Trump this would be a lot scarier because they control the House and Senate, but if the primaries and GOP convention taught us anything they are not fully supportive of the disruptive Trump. My guess is very little will be done in the next 4 years just like the last 4.

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2000 all over again. Lost by a margin of GARY FUCKING JOHNSON in most of these states.
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A lot of Johnson voters were Republicans who did not like Trump though I would say.

Thats what im thinking. Plus if he decides to run for a 2nd term, its basically just these first three years, he will be way too distracted on trying to win again to do actual shit. 3 years to try to change millions of peoples lives....... Yeah nothings going to drastically change. We are just now a huge joke to everyone else, thats the only thing thats changed

EDIT: Actually ill be pretty stoked if these celebrities actually leave now. Someone else can deal with Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer
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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #494 on: November 09, 2016, 08:31:15 AM »
2000 all over again. Lost by a margin of GARY FUCKING JOHNSON in most of these states.
Im so fuckin pissed...unbelievable

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #495 on: November 09, 2016, 08:38:40 AM »
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2000 all over again. Lost by a margin of GARY FUCKING JOHNSON in most of these states.
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Im so fuckin pissed...unbelievable
as pointed out above, gary johnson detracted from trump, not clinton.

aside from that, this really is 2000 all over again. dems win the pop vote, gop wins the elect. the world is appalled, but hopes for the best. now we'll see if trump becomes dubya part 2 .......or worse.

oh, and there even was a stolen election! -- hillary stole the dnc nomination from bernie, who by most measures would have crushed trump.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #496 on: November 09, 2016, 09:20:33 AM »
"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #497 on: November 09, 2016, 09:27:21 AM »
Shit has me in the worst fucking mood it's unbelievable

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #498 on: November 09, 2016, 09:48:25 AM »
Trump pulled an Insane Clown Posse and made Juggalos out of the poor, disenfranchised, uneducated whites. We're all living in the Dark Carnival now.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #499 on: November 09, 2016, 09:50:09 AM »
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so angry racist white people really propelled trump to win this.

i guess people can stop finally lying about how "progressive" america is.

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Ehh, I wouldn't read that much into it. This was just reactionary voting stemming from the bad taste left in your mouth by the previous party. Remember these same "angry racists" voted a black man into office 8 years ago. It was reactionary then, and its reactionary now.
those same "angry racist" didn't vote for obama.

david duke, the kkk, white supremacist, and white nationalist did not endorse obama like they did with trump.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #500 on: November 09, 2016, 10:09:11 AM »
About to change my Tinder bio to Looking for that Citizenship

I just can't believe how fucked this shit is, people still got a voice so he can only fuck so much
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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #501 on: November 09, 2016, 10:11:39 AM »
Good piece that explains how this happened:


https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/what-this-means-how-this-happened-what-to-do-now


Just calling everyone racist is part of the reason this happened in the first place.
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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #502 on: November 09, 2016, 10:14:11 AM »
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so angry racist white people really propelled trump to win this.

i guess people can stop finally lying about how "progressive" america is.

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Ehh, I wouldn't read that much into it. This was just reactionary voting stemming from the bad taste left in your mouth by the previous party. Remember these same "angry racists" voted a black man into office 8 years ago. It was reactionary then, and its reactionary now.
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those same "angry racist" didn't vote for obama.

david duke, the kkk, white supremacist, and white nationalist did not endorse obama like they did with trump.



And now they've reminded us how much they represent the majority of america

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #503 on: November 09, 2016, 10:16:20 AM »
There were people in 2008 who thought Obama would be some socialist dictator and would take away everyone's guns and shit like that.

The president isn't some dictator. I think if anything we've seen in the last 8 years that the president is actually a lot more powerless than ever before depending on who controls the house/senate. If the whole republican party backed Trump this would be a lot scarier because they control the House and Senate, but if the primaries and GOP convention taught us anything they are not fully supportive of the disruptive Trump. My guess is very little will be done in the next 4 years just like the last 4.

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2000 all over again. Lost by a margin of GARY FUCKING JOHNSON in most of these states.
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A lot of Johnson voters were Republicans who did not like Trump though I would say.


Even if some of the Gary Johnson/Jill Stein voters had switched it could have put Hillary ahead in key states.


The president can do whatever the fuck he wants if he has a compliant House and Senate (Senate majority still not filibuster proof though)

Expect to see major overhaul/repeal of obamacare, abrogation of current treaties, permissive policies on federal land use/fossil fuel extraction, a 7-3 conservative majority in the Supreme Court (revising Roe v. Wade, affirmative action, policies on lgbt issues), suppression of likely democratic voters, creating an even more vulnerable and desperate underclass, maybe pissing off Saudi and ending up with oil no longer being valued in USD, maybe a little war here or there.


I might be Chicken Little but there are ample opportunities for this to get really bad.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #504 on: November 09, 2016, 10:21:22 AM »
We hired a guy that was roasted on Comedy Central with a wife that was in Playboy. I am sure Trump go some good head that night. Can you imagine his wife is now sucking not only Trump's dick but the President's dick now? Man.
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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #505 on: November 09, 2016, 10:32:47 AM »
speaking of head...

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #506 on: November 09, 2016, 10:34:48 AM »
Gonna try and be deported.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #507 on: November 09, 2016, 10:39:27 AM »
nice going, america

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #508 on: November 09, 2016, 10:42:47 AM »
you could have sold me on mccain, romney, or even ted cruz (ugh), but trump?

really?

this is who ya'll want america?

a realty show tv star who has no political or military experience?

really? this ya mans? lol

aight, bet.

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Re: 2016 Presidential election
« Reply #509 on: November 09, 2016, 10:56:34 AM »
Well its now officially confirmed...there are now more stupid people in the country than smart people.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw all the states that had Trump in the lead. Then again, most of the states I'm not surprised. Fucking racist, homophobic, uneducated dumb fucks. America is fucking stupid. If you think otherwise, fuck you. Dumb, uneducated piece of shit mother fucker.
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