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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8880 on: November 06, 2019, 03:49:52 PM »
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VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
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We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

I’m only paranoid when’s she’s holding my phone.  I’m scared someone’s gonna send a nude while I’m forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

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How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?
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Not great, but I couldn’t even be mad after all the shit I’ve pulled. She’s a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy she’d probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8881 on: November 06, 2019, 03:50:06 PM »
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my son and I are estranged not that I am bummed as there's no court child support shit, my exgf family is super traditional and conservative in they would rather him be raised by their own instead of someone who's not going to  be there consistently.

I'm waiting on that day where he shows up to kick my ass and I'll gladly take it after a few beers.
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That's a real piece of shit way to talk about your kid. Your whole account is ridiculous. Fuck off.
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Ok bud you think you know me or know the situation enough for you to try to sound like a dipshit meathead on a messageboard?  Fuck off!
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he based his reply on the info you provided, if you don't want people  to think you drag your knuckles, don't drag them (across your keyboard)
That was the 2nd best insult I’ve heard in the past 24 hours. The first was my girlfriend telling me she was gonna buy me a parachute so I can come back to earth after I was bragging about stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8882 on: November 06, 2019, 03:51:13 PM »
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VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
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We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

I’m only paranoid when’s she’s holding my phone.  I’m scared someone’s gonna send a nude while I’m forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

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How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?
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Not great, but I couldn’t even be mad after all the shit I’ve pulled. She’s a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy she’d probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.
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Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.

Good looking out but nah she doesn’t

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8883 on: November 06, 2019, 10:22:00 PM »
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VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
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We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

I’m only paranoid when’s she’s holding my phone.  I’m scared someone’s gonna send a nude while I’m forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

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How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?
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Not great, but I couldn’t even be mad after all the shit I’ve pulled. She’s a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy she’d probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.
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Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.
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Good looking out but nah she doesn’t

If she ever gets curious, just get real excited and show her the trucks thread while explaining the nuance of the all the inside jokes and your rep. I mean, you may not have a girl after that but at least she won’t be curious about Slap anymore.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8884 on: November 07, 2019, 03:59:25 AM »
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VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
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We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

I’m only paranoid when’s she’s holding my phone.  I’m scared someone’s gonna send a nude while I’m forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

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How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?
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Not great, but I couldn’t even be mad after all the shit I’ve pulled. She’s a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy she’d probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.
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Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.
[close]

Good looking out but nah she doesn’t
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If she ever gets curious, just get real excited and show her the trucks thread while explaining the nuance of the all the inside jokes and your rep. I mean, you may not have a girl after that but at least she won’t be curious about Slap anymore.

😂 it’s funny because it would work. She’s already maxed out on the amount of skate talk she can endure. But she understands the significance of Heath and Reynolds Stay Gold parts, and that’s what really matters.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8885 on: November 07, 2019, 04:55:32 AM »
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my son and I are estranged not that I am bummed as there's no court child support shit, my exgf family is super traditional and conservative in they would rather him be raised by their own instead of someone who's not going to  be there consistently.

I'm waiting on that day where he shows up to kick my ass and I'll gladly take it after a few beers.
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That's a real piece of shit way to talk about your kid. Your whole account is ridiculous. Fuck off.
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Ok bud you think you know me or know the situation enough for you to try to sound like a dipshit meathead on a messageboard?  Fuck off!
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he based his reply on the info you provided, if you don't want people  to think you drag your knuckles, don't drag them (across your keyboard)
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That was the 2nd best insult I’ve heard in the past 24 hours. The first was my girlfriend telling me she was gonna buy me a parachute so I can come back to earth after I was bragging about stuff.
I like how spicy banters go back and forth, I like to think when you’re venting the best thing comes out of nowhere.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8886 on: November 07, 2019, 12:29:56 PM »
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VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
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We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

I’m only paranoid when’s she’s holding my phone.  I’m scared someone’s gonna send a nude while I’m forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

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How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?
[close]

Not great, but I couldn’t even be mad after all the shit I’ve pulled. She’s a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy she’d probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.
[close]

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.
[close]

Good looking out but nah she doesn’t
[close]

If she ever gets curious, just get real excited and show her the trucks thread while explaining the nuance of the all the inside jokes and your rep. I mean, you may not have a girl after that but at least she won’t be curious about Slap anymore.
[close]

😂 it’s funny because it would work. She’s already maxed out on the amount of skate talk she can endure. But she understands the significance of Heath and Reynolds Stay Gold parts, and that’s what really matters.

My wife went through the trouble of making an account so she could play along. She said she messed around for 5 minutes, didn't know what the hell was going on, and hasn't gotten back on since. This was all on her own and I didn't find out about it until a few months after she did it.

Thank god she didn't stick around because I feel like I've talked shit about her mom on here and probably will again in the future. She's a nice lady, but she drives me nuts.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8887 on: November 07, 2019, 12:44:17 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8888 on: November 07, 2019, 01:00:34 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.

Why do I feel like Lutzka belongs in this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8889 on: November 07, 2019, 03:04:13 PM »
I haven’t been 100% faithful in a relationship since high school. There have been varying degrees of this - mostly texting - but on Monday I got caught and got the first time I truly fessed up to it. It’s been a long few days and a bunch of longer nights but my girl had given me another shot. And it’s the last time I’ll need another shot. I know that that makes me an asshole but I know her worth and I truly feel like I have a new lease on life. I’ve typed iterations of this out and deleted it a few times because talking about it makes it real but talking about it makes it real, and I think admitting it can only help me grow.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8890 on: November 07, 2019, 05:30:38 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8891 on: November 07, 2019, 07:01:00 PM »
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This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
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Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8892 on: November 07, 2019, 07:26:18 PM »
Skate god Lance Mountain out here getting plugged by porn stars too, iconic.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8893 on: November 07, 2019, 10:25:33 PM »
My wife went through the trouble of making an account so she could play along. She said she messed around for 5 minutes, didn't know what the hell was going on, and hasn't gotten back on since. This was all on her own and I didn't find out about it until a few months after she did it.

Thank god she didn't stick around because I feel like I've talked shit about her mom on here and probably will again in the future. She's a nice lady, but she drives me nuts.

Imaging those five minutes from a female non-skate perspective is hilarious

This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.

And posts like these are why

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8894 on: November 07, 2019, 11:12:34 PM »
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This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
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Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
Little person but yeah it is Pancho Moler. It’s been confirmed before.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8895 on: November 07, 2019, 11:56:03 PM »
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This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
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Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
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Little person but yeah it is Pancho Moler. It’s been confirmed before.
oh man I didn’t think it was him but I hadn’t looked at a photo of him in a long time.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8896 on: November 08, 2019, 09:18:11 AM »
Isn't there a porn scene with Bam and Kerry Getz skating in the background while two people fuck in a skatepark?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8897 on: November 08, 2019, 10:23:18 AM »
Isn't there a porn scene with Bam and Kerry Getz skating in the background while two people fuck in a skatepark?

Yes, there is.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8898 on: November 08, 2019, 04:00:57 PM »
Links? Lol
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8899 on: November 08, 2019, 06:53:27 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8900 on: November 09, 2019, 03:47:43 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8901 on: November 09, 2019, 03:54:58 AM »
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It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8902 on: November 09, 2019, 04:32:07 AM »
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It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
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I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8903 on: November 09, 2019, 11:31:15 AM »
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It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
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I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,
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I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8904 on: November 09, 2019, 03:29:32 PM »
I’m way too punk for this baby shower

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8905 on: November 09, 2019, 04:04:02 PM »
I’m way too punk for this baby shower
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« Reply #8906 on: November 10, 2019, 07:07:48 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8907 on: November 10, 2019, 10:21:05 PM »
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It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
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I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,
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I'm speechless..
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Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
Nah guys, I get it. Darth's penis used to fall into vaginas all the time at the flop house. Step on a banana peel, fall into vagina. Trip on an uneven sidewalk, fall into vagina. It's all very understandable. He definitely didn't take the time to speak to any women and get them to agree to have intercourse. Just constant tripping and falling with his erect penis out into random uncovered snatches.

Only if I were so unlucky.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8908 on: November 10, 2019, 10:43:31 PM »
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It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
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I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,
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I'm speechless..
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Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
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Nah guys, I get it. Darth's penis used to fall into vaginas all the time at the flop house. Step on a banana peel, fall into vagina. Trip on an uneven sidewalk, fall into vagina. It's all very understandable. He definitely didn't take the time to speak to any women and get them to agree to have intercourse. Just constant tripping and falling with his erect penis out into random uncovered snatches.

Only if I were so unlucky.

I'll have to remember to come back and gnar you when my time comes.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8909 on: November 11, 2019, 10:33:16 AM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?