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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8940 on: November 06, 2019, 03:47:25 PM »
MLK had hoes. Am I expected to be a better person than Dr. King? Is that what yall are expecting of me??

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« Reply #8941 on: November 06, 2019, 03:49:52 PM »
VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

Iím only paranoid whenís sheís holding my phone.  Iím scared someoneís gonna send a nude while Iím forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?

Not great, but I couldnít even be mad after all the shit Iíve pulled. Sheís a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy sheíd probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.


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« Reply #8942 on: November 06, 2019, 03:50:06 PM »
my son and I are estranged not that I am bummed as there's no court child support shit, my exgf family is super traditional and conservative in they would rather him be raised by their own instead of someone who's not going to  be there consistently.

I'm waiting on that day where he shows up to kick my ass and I'll gladly take it after a few beers.

That's a real piece of shit way to talk about your kid. Your whole account is ridiculous. Fuck off.

Ok bud you think you know me or know the situation enough for you to try to sound like a dipshit meathead on a messageboard?  Fuck off!

he based his reply on the info you provided, if you don't want people  to think you drag your knuckles, don't drag them (across your keyboard)
That was the 2nd best insult Iíve heard in the past 24 hours. The first was my girlfriend telling me she was gonna buy me a parachute so I can come back to earth after I was bragging about stuff.
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« Reply #8943 on: November 06, 2019, 03:51:13 PM »
VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

Iím only paranoid whenís sheís holding my phone.  Iím scared someoneís gonna send a nude while Iím forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?

Not great, but I couldnít even be mad after all the shit Iíve pulled. Sheís a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy sheíd probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.

Good looking out but nah she doesnít

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« Reply #8944 on: November 06, 2019, 10:22:00 PM »
VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

Iím only paranoid whenís sheís holding my phone.  Iím scared someoneís gonna send a nude while Iím forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?

Not great, but I couldnít even be mad after all the shit Iíve pulled. Sheís a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy sheíd probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.

Good looking out but nah she doesnít

If she ever gets curious, just get real excited and show her the trucks thread while explaining the nuance of the all the inside jokes and your rep. I mean, you may not have a girl after that but at least she wonít be curious about Slap anymore.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8945 on: November 07, 2019, 03:59:25 AM »
VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

Iím only paranoid whenís sheís holding my phone.  Iím scared someoneís gonna send a nude while Iím forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?

Not great, but I couldnít even be mad after all the shit Iíve pulled. Sheís a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy sheíd probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.

Good looking out but nah she doesnít

If she ever gets curious, just get real excited and show her the trucks thread while explaining the nuance of the all the inside jokes and your rep. I mean, you may not have a girl after that but at least she wonít be curious about Slap anymore.

😂 itís funny because it would work. Sheís already maxed out on the amount of skate talk she can endure. But she understands the significance of Heath and Reynolds Stay Gold parts, and thatís what really matters.

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« Reply #8946 on: November 07, 2019, 04:55:32 AM »
my son and I are estranged not that I am bummed as there's no court child support shit, my exgf family is super traditional and conservative in they would rather him be raised by their own instead of someone who's not going to  be there consistently.

I'm waiting on that day where he shows up to kick my ass and I'll gladly take it after a few beers.

That's a real piece of shit way to talk about your kid. Your whole account is ridiculous. Fuck off.

Ok bud you think you know me or know the situation enough for you to try to sound like a dipshit meathead on a messageboard?  Fuck off!

he based his reply on the info you provided, if you don't want people  to think you drag your knuckles, don't drag them (across your keyboard)
That was the 2nd best insult Iíve heard in the past 24 hours. The first was my girlfriend telling me she was gonna buy me a parachute so I can come back to earth after I was bragging about stuff.
I like how spicy banters go back and forth, I like to think when youíre venting the best thing comes out of nowhere.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8947 on: November 07, 2019, 12:29:56 PM »
VHS, no judgment here at all, but I have a few questions:

What would happen if your girl caught you cheating? Does the thought of this keep you constantly paranoid or are you emotionally numb to it at this point?
We would probably survive it tbh because what we have is very strong but it would be tainted maybe forever and that would really suck and a lot of people would be mad at me. People right now think we are an annoyingly perfect relationship, which we are, minus, ya know, all this..

Iím only paranoid whenís sheís holding my phone.  Iím scared someoneís gonna send a nude while Iím forcing her to watch a Gustav Tonneson clip or something. Sometimes I block numbers temporarily so nothing can get through.

How would you feel if she was having sex with random guys every time she'd go on her trips?

Not great, but I couldnít even be mad after all the shit Iíve pulled. Sheís a better person than me though and the guilt would drive her crazy sheíd probably come out and tell me what happened.

Idk maybe this writing this shit down in here was therapeutic yall kinda got me wanting to change my ways.

Sorry if this has been asked, but I hope she doesn't know your slap account. I feel like my girl has seen me type on here while shes in bed and ive left tabs open on my computer for sure.

Good looking out but nah she doesnít

If she ever gets curious, just get real excited and show her the trucks thread while explaining the nuance of the all the inside jokes and your rep. I mean, you may not have a girl after that but at least she wonít be curious about Slap anymore.

😂 itís funny because it would work. Sheís already maxed out on the amount of skate talk she can endure. But she understands the significance of Heath and Reynolds Stay Gold parts, and thatís what really matters.

My wife went through the trouble of making an account so she could play along. She said she messed around for 5 minutes, didn't know what the hell was going on, and hasn't gotten back on since. This was all on her own and I didn't find out about it until a few months after she did it.

Thank god she didn't stick around because I feel like I've talked shit about her mom on here and probably will again in the future. She's a nice lady, but she drives me nuts.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8948 on: November 07, 2019, 12:44:17 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
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« Reply #8949 on: November 07, 2019, 01:00:34 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.

Why do I feel like Lutzka belongs in this?

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« Reply #8950 on: November 07, 2019, 03:04:13 PM »
I havenít been 100% faithful in a relationship since high school. There have been varying degrees of this - mostly texting - but on Monday I got caught and got the first time I truly fessed up to it. Itís been a long few days and a bunch of longer nights but my girl had given me another shot. And itís the last time Iíll need another shot. I know that that makes me an asshole but I know her worth and I truly feel like I have a new lease on life. Iíve typed iterations of this out and deleted it a few times because talking about it makes it real but talking about it makes it real, and I think admitting it can only help me grow.
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« Reply #8951 on: November 07, 2019, 05:30:38 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
Sk8trixxx? Pancho has a good ender

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« Reply #8952 on: November 07, 2019, 07:01:00 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
Sk8trixxx? Pancho has a good ender
Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
Lol. You sold your iguana at a garage sale?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8953 on: November 07, 2019, 07:26:18 PM »
Skate god Lance Mountain out here getting plugged by porn stars too, iconic.
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« Reply #8954 on: November 07, 2019, 10:25:33 PM »
My wife went through the trouble of making an account so she could play along. She said she messed around for 5 minutes, didn't know what the hell was going on, and hasn't gotten back on since. This was all on her own and I didn't find out about it until a few months after she did it.

Thank god she didn't stick around because I feel like I've talked shit about her mom on here and probably will again in the future. She's a nice lady, but she drives me nuts.

Imaging those five minutes from a female non-skate perspective is hilarious

This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.

And posts like these are why

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« Reply #8955 on: November 07, 2019, 11:12:34 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
Sk8trixxx? Pancho has a good ender
Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
Little person but yeah it is Pancho Moler. Itís been confirmed before.

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« Reply #8956 on: November 07, 2019, 11:56:03 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
Sk8trixxx? Pancho has a good ender
Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
Little person but yeah it is Pancho Moler. Itís been confirmed before.
oh man I didnít think it was him but I hadnít looked at a photo of him in a long time.
Lol. You sold your iguana at a garage sale?
Haha yeah.  $50 for Spike + his glass tank & heating light.     

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8957 on: November 08, 2019, 09:18:11 AM »
Isn't there a porn scene with Bam and Kerry Getz skating in the background while two people fuck in a skatepark?
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« Reply #8958 on: November 08, 2019, 10:23:18 AM »
Isn't there a porn scene with Bam and Kerry Getz skating in the background while two people fuck in a skatepark?

Yes, there is.

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« Reply #8959 on: November 08, 2019, 04:00:57 PM »
Links? Lol
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« Reply #8960 on: November 08, 2019, 06:53:27 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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« Reply #8961 on: November 09, 2019, 03:47:43 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.

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« Reply #8962 on: November 09, 2019, 03:54:58 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

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« Reply #8963 on: November 09, 2019, 04:32:07 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

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« Reply #8964 on: November 09, 2019, 11:31:15 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.

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« Reply #8965 on: November 09, 2019, 03:29:32 PM »
Iím way too punk for this baby shower

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« Reply #8966 on: November 09, 2019, 04:04:02 PM »
Iím way too punk for this baby shower
Open that f-ing pit up!
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« Reply #8967 on: November 10, 2019, 07:07:48 AM »

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« Reply #8968 on: November 10, 2019, 10:21:05 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
Nah guys, I get it. Darth's penis used to fall into vaginas all the time at the flop house. Step on a banana peel, fall into vagina. Trip on an uneven sidewalk, fall into vagina. It's all very understandable. He definitely didn't take the time to speak to any women and get them to agree to have intercourse. Just constant tripping and falling with his erect penis out into random uncovered snatches.

Only if I were so unlucky.
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« Reply #8969 on: November 10, 2019, 10:43:31 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
Nah guys, I get it. Darth's penis used to fall into vaginas all the time at the flop house. Step on a banana peel, fall into vagina. Trip on an uneven sidewalk, fall into vagina. It's all very understandable. He definitely didn't take the time to speak to any women and get them to agree to have intercourse. Just constant tripping and falling with his erect penis out into random uncovered snatches.

Only if I were so unlucky.

I'll have to remember to come back and gnar you when my time comes.