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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8910 on: November 07, 2019, 11:12:34 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
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Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
Little person but yeah it is Pancho Moler. Itís been confirmed before.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8911 on: November 07, 2019, 11:56:03 PM »
This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.

I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
Sk8trixxx? Pancho has a good ender
Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.

What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".

So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.

Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.
Little person but yeah it is Pancho Moler. Itís been confirmed before.
oh man I didnít think it was him but I hadnít looked at a photo of him in a long time.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8912 on: November 08, 2019, 09:18:11 AM »
Isn't there a porn scene with Bam and Kerry Getz skating in the background while two people fuck in a skatepark?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8913 on: November 08, 2019, 10:23:18 AM »
Isn't there a porn scene with Bam and Kerry Getz skating in the background while two people fuck in a skatepark?

Yes, there is.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8914 on: November 08, 2019, 04:00:57 PM »
Links? Lol
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8915 on: November 08, 2019, 06:53:27 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8916 on: November 09, 2019, 03:47:43 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8917 on: November 09, 2019, 03:54:58 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

Get the FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8918 on: November 09, 2019, 04:32:07 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8919 on: November 09, 2019, 11:31:15 AM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8920 on: November 09, 2019, 03:29:32 PM »
Iím way too punk for this baby shower

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8921 on: November 09, 2019, 04:04:02 PM »
Iím way too punk for this baby shower
Open that f-ing pit up!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8922 on: November 10, 2019, 07:07:48 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8923 on: November 10, 2019, 10:21:05 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
Nah guys, I get it. Darth's penis used to fall into vaginas all the time at the flop house. Step on a banana peel, fall into vagina. Trip on an uneven sidewalk, fall into vagina. It's all very understandable. He definitely didn't take the time to speak to any women and get them to agree to have intercourse. Just constant tripping and falling with his erect penis out into random uncovered snatches.

Only if I were so unlucky.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8924 on: November 10, 2019, 10:43:31 PM »
It takes real effort to go out and cheat on someone. That shit is crazy to me. Cheating doesn't just happen. There's no excuse.

People are weak and will rationalize their shitty ways.
I'd like to add as a young person at flop houses and girlfriend wasn't there and hoes are a plenty, I've had several instances were just kinda happened to be there right place and right time they were in to it.

However as an adult with careers family and other time consuming situations it takes more of an effort,

I'm speechless..

Bullshit has that effect on me as well.
Nah guys, I get it. Darth's penis used to fall into vaginas all the time at the flop house. Step on a banana peel, fall into vagina. Trip on an uneven sidewalk, fall into vagina. It's all very understandable. He definitely didn't take the time to speak to any women and get them to agree to have intercourse. Just constant tripping and falling with his erect penis out into random uncovered snatches.

Only if I were so unlucky.

I'll have to remember to come back and gnar you when my time comes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8925 on: November 11, 2019, 10:33:16 AM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8926 on: November 11, 2019, 10:50:44 AM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
When you look good you feel good and that effects everything.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8927 on: November 11, 2019, 11:59:12 AM »
I skate the best after dropping a full log clean
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« Reply #8928 on: November 11, 2019, 12:05:10 PM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
When you look good you feel good and that effects everything.

Yep, this is practically scientific fact
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« Reply #8929 on: November 11, 2019, 12:29:54 PM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
When you look good you feel good and that effects everything.

Yep, this is practically scientific fact

On the other hand, I skate netter if I don't jack off. Better focus and flick. For real.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8930 on: November 11, 2019, 12:43:02 PM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
When you look good you feel good and that effects everything.

Yep, this is practically scientific fact

On the other hand, I skate netter if I don't jack off. Better focus and flick. For real.

You must be killing it this month
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« Reply #8931 on: November 11, 2019, 01:06:32 PM »
i skate better the more im into my fit
When you look good you feel good and that effects everything.

Yep, this is practically scientific fact

On the other hand, I skate netter if I don't jack off. Better focus and flick. For real.

You must be killing it this month

Aha! So thatís why I lost frontside heels
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8932 on: November 11, 2019, 01:22:21 PM »
How the fuck do you get over a woman that you feel strongly about that has turned you down? How do you excise from your mind a person you can't stop thinking about? Shit sucks. On top of that I have my other reasons to believe that I'll never have a relationship ever and this situation serves as evidence that it's true. I guess I'm just so tired of being alone. That and horny. Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.
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« Reply #8933 on: November 11, 2019, 02:02:11 PM »
How the fuck do you get over a woman that you feel strongly about that has turned you down? How do you excise from your mind a person you can't stop thinking about? Shit sucks. On top of that I have my other reasons to believe that I'll never have a relationship ever and this situation serves as evidence that it's true. I guess I'm just so tired of being alone. That and horny. Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

Eh, after a while those apps warp your head. I say take time to disconnect from them and keep yourself busy. I'm sure there's someone out there for you but, things happen at their pace and it's not always as fast we want.

As for getting rejected by someone you feel deeply about, there's nothing left to do but, power through it. Take time for yourself and power through it. Again, sorry that didn't work out for you but, it's better to have an answer that waste time wondering.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8934 on: November 11, 2019, 03:17:17 PM »
How the fuck do you get over a woman that you feel strongly about that has turned you down? How do you excise from your mind a person you can't stop thinking about? Shit sucks. On top of that I have my other reasons to believe that I'll never have a relationship ever and this situation serves as evidence that it's true. I guess I'm just so tired of being alone. That and horny. Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

I have only been infatuated by two girls in my life and only in love with one who is my wife of 16 years.

The first girl would not be my girlfriend and when It was happening I was pretty bummed. Looking back now 20 years later I feel like she used me to fill an emotional gap. For instance, when she found out I was moving on she was hurt and tried to get with me after 3-4 years of barely nothing.

What I am saying is your girl knew you liked her and liked to be liked and led you on.

If you found a new girl sheíd prolly hop on the dilznick.

Think about that next time you miss her. You made her feel good and she did not reciprocate.

A real woman doesnít play games.

Keep your head up player.

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« Reply #8935 on: November 11, 2019, 04:54:14 PM »
How the fuck do you get over a woman that you feel strongly about that has turned you down? How do you excise from your mind a person you can't stop thinking about? Shit sucks. On top of that I have my other reasons to believe that I'll never have a relationship ever and this situation serves as evidence that it's true. I guess I'm just so tired of being alone. That and horny. Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

I have only been infatuated by two girls in my life and only in love with one who is my wife of 16 years.

The first girl would not be my girlfriend and when It was happening I was pretty bummed. Looking back now 20 years later I feel like she used me to fill an emotional gap. For instance, when she found out I was moving on she was hurt and tried to get with me after 3-4 years of barely nothing.

What I am saying is your girl knew you liked her and liked to be liked and led you on.

If you found a new girl sheíd prolly hop on the dilznick.

Think about that next time you miss her. You made her feel good and she did not reciprocate.

A real woman doesnít play games.

Keep your head up player.
That's not my situation at all but thanks for taking the time to say something anyway. It is appreciated.

She may have had an inkling of my feelings but it was entirely a surprise when I "confessed" to her. She said I was too close to her family which I think was just an empty excuse to not give me a chance. I think the reality is she just doesn't find me attractive which hurts on a whole other level. She is not the type to play games, but she would go out of her way to not hurt anyone's feelings on purpose. I'm sure she let me down as easy as she could. Still, I feel like I fell off the empire state building. I really want to have a full on conversation about this with her. As of now we kind of just pretend nothing happened and avoid eye contact.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8936 on: November 11, 2019, 10:35:53 PM »
How the fuck do you get over a woman that you feel strongly about that has turned you down? How do you excise from your mind a person you can't stop thinking about? Shit sucks. On top of that I have my other reasons to believe that I'll never have a relationship ever and this situation serves as evidence that it's true. I guess I'm just so tired of being alone. That and horny. Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

I have only been infatuated by two girls in my life and only in love with one who is my wife of 16 years.

The first girl would not be my girlfriend and when It was happening I was pretty bummed. Looking back now 20 years later I feel like she used me to fill an emotional gap. For instance, when she found out I was moving on she was hurt and tried to get with me after 3-4 years of barely nothing.

What I am saying is your girl knew you liked her and liked to be liked and led you on.

If you found a new girl sheíd prolly hop on the dilznick.

Think about that next time you miss her. You made her feel good and she did not reciprocate.

A real woman doesnít play games.

Keep your head up player.
That's not my situation at all but thanks for taking the time to say something anyway. It is appreciated.

She may have had an inkling of my feelings but it was entirely a surprise when I "confessed" to her. She said I was too close to her family which I think was just an empty excuse to not give me a chance. I think the reality is she just doesn't find me attractive which hurts on a whole other level. She is not the type to play games, but she would go out of her way to not hurt anyone's feelings on purpose. I'm sure she let me down as easy as she could. Still, I feel like I fell off the empire state building. I really want to have a full on conversation about this with her. As of now we kind of just pretend nothing happened and avoid eye contact.

Yo man sorry to hear that shit. Thereís no easy way around it, rejection is mad shitty, and the questions it leaves you with salt that wound. Things will improve over time, but I know that brings little consolation.

From personal experience in a similar situation, we pretended nothing happened afterwards but eventually I just avoided contact for a while. That gave me time to at least come to terms with things so that when I came back it was a little mellower and I could be cool about it, just say what up and reach a level of normalcy again. We never talked about it but honestly Iím glad we could just move past it.

I donít think thereís any one way to handle this shit but time seems to be the best catalyst, albeit a slow one.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8937 on: November 13, 2019, 01:35:41 PM »
Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

eh im white and those apps still suck, you gotta be ruthless on there if you wanna succeed, no nice guy shit. not my style but it works for the dudes i know that do it like that.

im sure youve heard this advice before but take time to do shit for yourself. i mean if i was running around trying to find love i wouldnt have time for my own personal projects, work, skating, shalom stickers or slap interviews...

...on second thought, id rather be getting laid. l33t, hit me up if youre ever in new england and we goin to the fuckin strip club.
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« Reply #8938 on: November 13, 2019, 02:26:08 PM »
Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

eh im white and those apps still suck, you gotta be ruthless on there if you wanna succeed, no nice guy shit. not my style but it works for the dudes i know that do it like that.

im sure youve heard this advice before but take time to do shit for yourself. i mean if i was running around trying to find love i wouldnt have time for my own personal projects, work, skating, shalom stickers or slap interviews...

...on second thought, id rather be getting laid. l33t, hit me up if youre ever in new england and we goin to the fuckin strip club.
I met my girlfriend on one. All you have to do is talk to anyone you are interested in instead of waiting. I had no idea how to do it. I was waiting for mutual likes and shit like that. POF was good to me. I just said fuck it and sent my now girlfriend a message even though we didnít get any sort of match type thing. I read her bio and she was legit into cool stuff and was hot. I sent it and asked about podcasts she listened to and told her some books I was reading. It just sprang from there. I really didnít expect her to respond at all. She said she liked my baphomet shirt. I didnít have any over the top photos. Just ones showing me doing stuff so I didnít look like someone who never leaves home. I had one of me volunteering that summer in the woods, one on a flight, one camping. It took a couple months but itís the best shit that happened to me and we are doing great 2 years later getting ready for the next step.

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« Reply #8939 on: November 13, 2019, 10:50:41 PM »
Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

eh im white and those apps still suck

I had a good job, half-white, good traps, abs on my fucking dick, and all I got was a Russian gold digger. None of that shit worked.

I had better luck just grinding fucking retail employees. Going up to a girl IRL is so unheard of these days that they become stunned and respect the fearless approach. But getting "get-away-from-me-creep"-reponse is kind of gnarly IRL, too. High risk - high reward.